Bad Kitty is the most prolific killer alive housed within a furry cat body. His ability to mimic other humans was lost when taking over the cat, but he now can become any cat he desires. While his human body rots in prison, he lives as a carefree, murderous feline. Bad Kitty has been described by many as, "I know those eyes."

  • TUM lived in ancient times as a war-drummer to a conquerer, from whom he received a demon's curse. Resurrected present day from his burial site, with his drum protruding from his belly, his beating is imbued with magical power. TUM has been described by many as, "it's really loud in here, you want to go somewhere else? WHAT?"

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  • Casserolio is a passionate chef who can materialize food instantaneously out of thin air. With a passion for flavor and a love for ingredients, he can always be relied on when it comes to a recipe for success. His cleaver once belonged to his father, an inspiration for his path in life. Casserolio has been described by many as, "I'll have another."

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    Beefatron was one of the most successful experiments in history. Too successful, some say. What started as a quest for the most delicious BEEF ended with an autonomous BEEF-man absorbing all in his path, growing stronger with every victim. Beefatron has been described by many as, "Irresistible quality BEEF."

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  • EmBark sails the seas and skies fully believing she is the captain of all things. Once the pet of a legendary sailor, she now empowers all who are lost at sea and has rescued countless shipwreck victims. EmBark has been described by many as, "Yes, Captain."

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