Beefatron was one of the most successful experiments in history. Too successful, some say. What started as a quest for the most delicious BEEF ended with an autonomous BEEF-man absorbing all in his path, growing stronger with every victim. Beefatron has been described by many as, "Irresistible quality BEEF."

  • EmBark sails the seas and skies fully believing she is the captain of all things. Once the pet of a legendary sailor, she now empowers all who are lost at sea and has rescued countless shipwreck victims. EmBark has been described by many as, "Yes, Captain."

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  • Dark Duperman... Spat out by the Duperverse to correct an imbalance of power that favored the side of morality. The complete antithesis of Duperman and scourge upon all Duperheroes. He craves destruction, victory, power... and has the means to gain all of it. More will be revealed as he is claimed. There will only be 10 Dark Duperman shirts ever sold. Carve your name onto his character page, or watch as others do.

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  • Meet Mexcellente! Hailing from the heart of Mexico City, Mexcellente is equipped with a bottomless Lonche, ready to feed himself and others on and off mission. When trouble comes his way, Mexcellente turns to his sidekick, Antonia, a sentient guitar, whose rhythm can seduce even a skeleton into dancing.

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    Ninja4Hire is an ally to none. He appears only when a contract is drawn up by those who know his true name. His payment of choice varies based on his momentary desires. Though he can basically teleport anywhere and fly, he chooses to sneak around and practice unnecessarily stealthy maneuvers. His odachi blade, 'Nakanaka', is said to hold his soul, while his body is hollow.

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