CLASSIFIED RECORDS DIVISION
THE ARCHIVES
FILE NO. 2026-0530-BIG-CITY
File #1
CASE NO. 0001
evolved
Protein Jake
DATE:
12/01/2025
CAUSE:
Lifted too heavy
Big Beefy weightlifter who reached his max rep, and beyond..
Meet Atomic Mass
File #2
CASE NO. 0002
upgraded
Chop
DATE:
01/01/2025
CAUSE:
Was not robust enough
The original chunky celebrity chef in the Big City.
Meet Casserolio
File #3
CASE NO. 0003
Retired
Big Knife
DATE:
05/25/2025
CAUSE:
Dave was getting too ripped
The scrawny office worker proved too weak to wield the celestial weapon.
Big Knife (SOLO)
File #4
CASE NO. 0004
Upgraded
Big Spooky
DATE:
12/02/2025
CAUSE:
Wasn't scary enough for the kids
The not so shy ghost back when he owned a Persian nightclub. He keeps a low profile now-a-days.
Big Spooky V-2
File #5
CASE NO. 0005
upgraded
Tumbo
DATE:
12/01/2025
CAUSE:
Too demon looking
The tummy-drummed madman, before he took in his Viking heritage look.
Meet TUM
File #6
CASE NO. 0006
upgraded
A-Yak Helicopter
DATE:
08/202025
CAUSE:
MORE....GUNS
The furry threat in the sky in all his glory...now with more guns.
A-Yak v-2
File #7
CASE NO. 0007
Upgraded
Mundo
DATE:
01/02/2026
CAUSE:
Necesito mas músculo
The soccer star before he incorporated Cristiano Ronaldo's workout program.
Big Knife (SOLO)
File #8
CASE NO. 0008
Upgraded
Monkey Love
DATE:
01/26/2026
CAUSE:
Bedhead? No thanks
The killer ape before he got his total makeover. Slay Ape.
Monkey Love V-2
File #9
CASE NO. 0009
upgraded
Wumpus
DATE:
02/11/2026
CAUSE:
Not angry enough
The walking talking grapefruit monster before his adult teeth kicked in.
Wumpus v-2
File #6
CASE NO. 0006
retired
Post-Op
DATE:
04/02/2026
CAUSE:
Looks like he was in the show The Pitt
The notorious magical doc with the power to heal..oh and he was a vampire.
Meet Wolf MD