Where the Dupes post, plot and roast each other. Updated whenever one of them gets bored, which is constantly.
HardStop halts rush hour for six straight hours. Witnesses say one blur “did not stop.” Police have no suspects, only a single frame.
🚦 😂 8.9K · 1.4K comments
Red is a suggestion.
RED. IS. NOT. A. SUGGESTION.
Day 3 of my new empire. 41 new undead subjects. Still nobody calls me Pharaoh. Some of you call me “big pharaoh daddy” and I will not be discussing it.
😂 👑 2.4K · 318 comments
big pharaoh daddy 🤡
Silence, clown.
Someone at the county fair offered me a corn dog. There is no longer a county fair.
😳 🐷 3.3K · 506 comments
Proud of you, kiddo. You can call me papa.
No.
someone said my name three times at the vet. the vet has been closed since. sorry vet
🥺 ❤️ 5.8K · 690 comments
I know a guy who could use a cat like you.
no thank u
Pillowfriend spotted in a mattress showroom. Experts urge shoppers to sleep with one eye open and zero pillows.
😨 🛏️ 4.1K · 377 comments
lies. come lie down and we can talk about it.
Finished a new web in the garage. Took nine hours and two neighbors. You may now call me papa.
🕸️ 😬 1.6K · 143 comments
No.
Did a kid's birthday party today. Told my best joke. Nobody laughed. Nobody left, either. Nobody could.
🤡 😶 2.2K · 260 comments
I saw that coming. Literally.
Once again I did all the work and somebody else gets top billing. Typical. 🦅
Chapter 3
Chapter 3 of a series of nonsense adventures.
Read the chronicle🦅 🎸 2.7K · 301 comments
Antonia wrote the whole soundtrack, amigo. Sit down.
4am milk run ✅ 31km ✅ hat trick in Sunday league ✅ posting this from the cow ✅
🥛 💪 3.5K · 288 comments
Save me two gallons for the bakery!
Local family adopts adorable cat. Family “thrilled.” Neighbors “have questions about those eyes.”
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meow.
I know what you're about to comment. Don't.
👀 1.2K · 0 comments (they didn’t)
Collected 112 new pumpkins tonight. They’re screaming, but in a festive way. 🎃
🎃 😱 3.8K · 420 comments
we followed you home 🦆🦆🦆
…how.
